Billy Zane from Titanic & Kelly Brook - the swimwear girl are available again

For four years mankind has struggled to understand how Billy Zane managed to convince Kelly Brook to bang him. It appears the roofies have finally worn off. The Sun reports:

"After much soul-searching, Kelly decided that Billy is not the man she wants to marry and has called off the engagement. "The split is completely amicable and the decision was made after long conversations here and in the US. They remain good friends."...A pal of the actor said: "He was concerned that Kelly was reluctant to name a day for the wedding, but understood she was having a hard time. "Things haven't been the same for a while but he never suspected they were going to split up for good. "Nobody else is involved, but letting Kelly slip through his fingers is hurting him badly."

Seeing Kelly Brook in jeans with her thong hanging out is like seeing a regular chick in a suit of armor. That's about as covered up as she's gonna get. Which is good because Kelly Brook's body was made to be naked at all times. I hear that in England if you see her walking down the street you can legally start masturbating.