Jessica Alba Pissed at Playboy Jessica Alba at Playboy Jessica Alba wants her picture taken off of the cover of Playboy. Jessica Alba wants her picture taken off of the cover of Playboy's March issue featuring "Sexy Celebs," and is even going so far as to request money for her picture appearing without her consent. Alba's lawyer claims the cover shot is meant to "dupe the public into believing that there may be nude shots of the actress inside the publication." And you thought only the Feeding Tube pulled that kind of shit! Listen, Jessica. I understand you're worried about ruining your image. I've noticed this because of the last few Disney-esque films where you're either in a bikini throughout three-quarters of the movie, or you're playing a stripper. But this Good Samaritan bullshit about worrying if the consumer will assume you're naked in the magazine can stop right now. If someone is naive enough to think they'll finally see your pretty pussy, then they deserve to be tricked. Besides, they'll get over it quickly once they start administering the Devil's handshake to the hot Asian chick on page 63.
Jessica Alba recently attended a party for one of the finest whiskey’s around; Crown Royal. In all the pictures I grabbed of her hanging out at the party, not one of them showed her drinking any of the sweet nectar and getting crazy and showing off her panties.
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